We have a collection of 3 Time quotes from Mitch Hedberg
"I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all." (ID 53456)
"Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'" (ID 53920)
"Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show." (ID 54157)