We have a collection of 5 Time quotes from Groucho Marx
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." (ID 53494)
"I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt." (ID 53664)
"The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths." (ID 53692)
"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you." (ID 53753)
"No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early." (ID 53870)