We have a collection of 4 Time quotes from George Carlin
"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that." (ID 53332)
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." (ID 53341)
"I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work." (ID 53574)
"Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time." (ID 53625)