We have a collection of 3 Time quotes from Emo Philips
"Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day." (ID 53887)
"I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mop the floor with your face.' I said, 'You'll be sorry.' He said, 'Oh, yeah? Why?' I said, 'Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.'" (ID 53938)
"Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil." (ID 54168)