We have a collection of 3 Time quotes from Demetri Martin
"Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time." (ID 53737)
"The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades." (ID 53885)
"If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half." (ID 54064)